few crazy jokes

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by the subtle knife (Account disabled) on Saturday, 16-Feb-2008 16:30:21

ok.
q:if god made the front of a woman's body, who made the back?
a: the counsell: who else would put a shithole near the play area?

q: why do men get confused with playing hide and seek and making love?
a: because in both cases, after about a minute, they shout: "ready of not, i'm coming!"

q: why would you not wanna have sex with santa?
a: because he only comes once a year.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 16-Feb-2008 16:35:42

lol. I liked the last one the best.